Elegance In Action: An Empress Of Lucite Sex Tape Is Coming Soon

Start digging my solemn and polishing my coffin made out-moded of lucite, because I think I'm more to drop the fuck dead! TMZ gave me a crucial case of the vapors by announcing that a Shauna Sand coupling tape is about to hit the area! It's going to be the Sistine Chapel of intimacy tapes! HOLY LUCITE!
On October 19th, the transfer coming of Jesus (HELL, HERE I not fail!) will arrive in the form of a coition tape starring The Empress of Lucite and her … la mode boyfriend. Vivid Entertainment will put it thoroughly, but Shauna is trying to block it from seeing the light of daylight. Shauna issued this statement:
"Yes I did fill up a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In the score I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't mark off on this and Vivid has no factual to put it out. I am fatiguing to get a hold of my attorney nowadays."
Shauna knows that the world cannot command seeing her in all her honour! I mean, imagine Shauna doing filthy times while wearing a pair of abstruse heels. It will cause mass hysteria! Souls devise explode, genitals will burst and millions of pairs of elegant lucite heels will melt! The Empress of Lucite cares down mankind and she's trying to cover us!
Just thinking about it is giving me sentiments, soul and no-no palpitations.
impressive UPDATE: And now there's a trailer. I had to skinned for it with a defibrillator pad up my ass, because it was verging on too much for me to support. (Not safe for those with a flimsy heart) Click here to see it. And in turns out that you're wondering why it looks so professionally lit, it's because the bird-brained from Shauna Sand's lucite oyster shines illustrious!
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