From The Department Of DUH: Kate Gosselin Has A New Face

UsWeekly pledge together this Kate Gosselin gallery that leads us on a prolonged trail of Botox from when she looked an everyday ho (who understood the brilliance of an AquaNetted wave bang) to Ashley Tisdale in 20 years (third fancy) to a scheming lizard overlord (fourth envisage) to today. They asked NYC waxy surgeon Dr. Jon Turk to analyze the Botoxization of Kate's assault and give his professional opinion on why this hustler's face now looks like a plant defected Real Doll based on the Kim Cattrall foreigner from the SATC2 poster. According to Dr. Jon, Kate pulled her come skin sort of like how she pulled not on cash from her chirrun's college instruction fund to pay for this shit.
"She's consumed with her arrival," a source says of Gosselin, 36, whose TLC fact show Kate Plus 8 was canceled in August.
callow York City plastic surgeon Jon Turk tells the immature issue of Us Weekly (on sales event Monday) that based on recent photos, it looks Gosselin's gone more extreme this hour: A defined jawline and changed gaze shape "suggest a facelift."
It's not surprising, the horse's mouth tells Us: "Kate wants to look 10 years younger."
If your faced morphed into an spirit of shock after reading that QUELLE shock news, then hold it for close by an hour and get your co-woman to shellack your entire head. Then you'll from Kate Gosselin face #5 for free!
You recollect, the face that belongs to the Kate of today looks a Sunset Orange Crayon with cartoon ant eyes and teefs on it, so I'm confident the ho Real Housewived herself. Kate these days has a full-time job at some locale called Coupon Cabin (position: Head caper QUEEN Coordinator), so I, for Possibly man, can't wait to read her article on how she paid an eye to all of her new face be employed with double coupons and savings cards.
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