David Letterman Says He's Sorry...Again

David Letterman opened his demonstration tonight with an apology to his mate and staff for dipping his dick quill into the vagina of several of his employees. Dave took a hardly pokes at himself before saying he's sowwy to the ole' partner unit Regina Lasko.
Dave apparently told the audience: "She has been horribly damaged by my behavior, and when something happens that, if you hurt a yourself and it's your responsibility, you seek to fix it. At that bring up, there's only two things that can befall: Either you're going to repay some progress and get it immovable, or you're going to get cracking short and perhaps not get it immobilized, so let me tell you folks, I got my use cut out for me.”
"I'm breathtaking sorry that I put the stave in that position. Inadvertently, I fitting wasn't thinking ahead. And, as well, the staff here has been wonderfully encouraging to me, not just through this furor, but washing one's hands of all the years that we've been on telly and especially all the years here at CBS, so, again, my thanks to the truncheon for, once again, putting up with something subnormal I've gotten myself involved in."
owing some reason, I thought maybe Regina allowed Dave's peen to flow free through the fields of his interns' crotch areas, but it sounds that wasn't the case. It also sounds Dave's going to have to espouse through a few "Smell Yo Dick" moments from Regina. I experience for Regina, because who would hanker after to sniff at Dave's fuck parts on a every night basis? Regina should look into getting a pussy vitality sniffin' dog.
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