The Comfort Wipe Will Help You Wipe Your Lazy Assh*les!

Do you want help wiping your ass? Seriously, do you difficulty help wiping your ass? That’s not an style - I’m literally asking if you indigence an eighteen-inch plastic gripping destination to assist you when you are on the making up and need wipe your ass. fooling.
If you’re still saying “yes” with a plain face, then The Comfort Wipe is the tractable toilet paper gripping product for you!

I about we have a pretty good suggestion of who might be buying this feature…
(Thanks to fellow lazy A-orifice Matt Little!)

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