the choice seems clear

Earlier this week there was a rumor that Mickey Rourke was right away “dating” Courtney Love.  Which obviously is news to Mickey Rourke, who told TMZ ultimately night that he’d rather "be on a vacant island with a gorilla" than Love.  When asked recompense a comment, Jennifer Love Hewitt said, well yeah, patently, because the monkey would just eat the bananas and bunkum, but Courtney would probably want some of the dry.  Then someone explained that "deserted" meant "deserted", not "frosted".  It doesn't mean "turned into a sweet".  And she said, what, no, no you pilfer that back. TAKE IT BACK!(Is Mickey grinding on Thandie Newton and then rubbing his balls?  Of circuit he is.  Why wouldn’t he be?)
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