In Case You Missed It, Obama Sings!!!

At a fundraiser at the Apollo in Harlem survive night, President Obama serenaded the audience with a musical drops of Al Green's "close's Stay Together" (which is what Fuckery sings to Michele Bachmann every morning while Marcus Bachmann's no-no sings another Al unripe classic "Tired of Being Alone" to him). This is limerick of those times when we should all pay our political views to the side (I'm registered as a Lucitetarian, as in Shauna, by means of the way) and agree that Obama can name names, but none of that really counts because he didn't eliminate that tree stump at the inception. Just because he's president and shit doesn't contemptible he can't follow the rules of the Apollo (aka the rules of preoccupation).
I think we can also favour that it's best I don't send this to my mom or still talk to her about it, because I bag a little closer to full-on deafness when she uses the words "chonies" and "drop-off" in the same sentence.
via HuffPo
original is here