The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 22nd!

The Lincoln memento has nothing on the newly erected Clinton gravestone. - Datura
Runners-up:

Charlie Sheen's at death's door wish...to be encased in carbonite with his favorite goddess caressing his warlock help. - NovaNightly
Before you get all worked up and venture it's too sexy for a eminent park, you need to realize 1) It's Tara Reid and 2) she's barfing in his lap. - OurMissC
. . . and after Kim and Kris reconciled, they turned into stone, not under any condition to be heard from again, so each else lived happily ever after. - Anonymous101
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