The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 1st!

extraordinarily hungry after all these years of dieting, Richard Simmons got craving and finally decided to eat a dame. - eatmylumpia
Runners-up:

I see Tara Reid has raised her evaluation to a packet of Camels. - becky n sydney
Much to Ryan Murphy's joy, Glee is still going strong in its 4th flavour. - Spaz de la Whoreta
Jamie Lynn and the star of the Spears family, Uncle Joe, reunite at the lineage reunion. - FilthyBitch
via Poorly Dressed
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