The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 11th!

Peens in all places unite in solidarity and light a candle appropriate for Sienna Miller's latest victim. - WhiskeyTango
Runners-up:
The Pope was not glad when a picture was leaked to the request from "The Welcome Garden Party" in behalf of new altarboys at the Vatican - close_Dark
Adam Lambert was rushed to the infirmary for 3rd degree burns on his brazenly after some confusion blowing out his birthday candles. - starvis
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