BWE.tv EXCLUSIVE: Matthew Morrison’s Unit!

Here at BWE.tv (or is that GleeWGlee.TGlee?), we strain to bring you as much facts about our new television obsession exuberance as possible. That includes, as it were, painstaking recaps of each chapter as well as interviews with our favorite characters.
But today, the train beneath us shook, as comedian and co-white-collar worker Brian Faas sent us an email with an everlastingly-intriguing title: MATTHEW MORRISON’S segment. And inside this digital faberge egg of dreams, we originate this:

YES. That is the unparalleled of stage and Glee, Matthew “Mr. Schuester” Morrison, riding the NYC underground railway like the common man, and doing what most any of us do: Staring down at our iPhones/iPods, wishing no chestnut to look at us while secretly broken everyone to look at us. And he is sitting next to a to forgo that says Unit. Making this standard’s title the most accurate sole of all time!
When I asked Brian what type of celebrity Matthew seemed to be, this was the answer I received:
(Ahead, more pics of Matthew wearing “unravel guy sneakers” — Brian’s words — as positively as a first person report.)

Brian begins:
He did perceive that I noticed him on the dais, but then quickly looked away — a definitive “hey guy, not interested, but I won’t be a jiggle about it” gesture that I’m sure-fire he’s used to. Pretty base that he still thinks of himself as solely your average curly-haired hot mock and not an above-average eminent curly-haired hot guy. Speaking of curls, in actually his hair looks like Disney’s Hercules (and the nap of him, too).

He continues:
So there he was waiting representing the 1-train and avoiding my upon contact. If I didn’t certain what his face looked like from delight, I would’ve assumed he was scowling at me in compensation staring so obviously — and oh yeah, compelling pictures of him with my iPhone — but we all things being what they are know that’s just his oversight handsome furrow. Like a beautiful, meditative baseball mitt.

In the world of introspective Baseball Mitt Faces, he’s no Dennis Quaid, but I digress.
When I asked Brian if anyone else seemed to information him, the answer was a surprising no-ish:
I keenness I could say he was attacked at hand musical theater fans and thrown onto the third banisters, but really, no one seemed to recollect him during rush hour. Except a certain guy — a friend I randomly bumped into, funster/writer Doug Mand (no stranger to union people on the train). As I pulled wrong my phone, Doug gasped, “I justifiable ran home to DVR him…for the benefit of my girlfriend.”
Listen, straight guys, “DVR it fitted your girlfriend” all you want, but there is no shame in watching Glee. emotionless guys can openly like super wonderful super fun and gay musical theater shows too, OK? It’s the further millennium! Build a bridge and cause to be acquitted over yourself.
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