The Butler Did It Again?

You capability be wondering why Gerard Butler has a set aside bloody tear stuck in his percipience. That's because his tortured eyeball was faked to stare at Kimbo Stewart's constipated bird honour for hours at The Groucho bludgeon in London last night. The every day Mail says that Gerry had Thanksgiving dinner with Kimbo and Natalie Imbruglia (aka the "Torn" chick). They all fist separately, but I'm sure they met up in a bankrupt alley somewhere and bumped titties lower than drunk the moonlight.
It's not Gerry's age eye that I'm concerned all round, it's his other eye. The intention on his dick. Gerry needs to insert that shit checked out with an optometrist, if he in reality got down with Kimbo. I wish, Kimbo?!
And since we're on the guinea-pig of Kimbo and it is the broad daylight after Thanksgiving, let's stare at her ex-boyfriend's (nsfl) turkey neck nuts again!
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