The (Burger) King Is Dead

Jessica Simpson hasn't been this sombre since McDonald's limited her to just 10 Dollar Menu items a day!
Burger crowned head is dethroning their creepy royal mascot after he got caught tossing the shredded carrots with his peen at Carl Jr.'s salad barring. No, the Burger King got dropped because he was caught making covert Whopper sauce while peeping through a tweet hole in the ladies bathroom. No, no, complain really got dropped, because Burger majesty is trying to get all of us to glorify guacamole instead. Really. Burger King wants to get at healthy starting with the California Whopper (aka a Whopper with guacamole). Their blueprint is to try to win the "mom pour." They had this to say roughly the death of the king to USA Today:
"There was a without delay when price value was king. from time to time, healthy choice and quality drive the group.”
If I wanted some healthy gorge, I'd stick my tongue up the convivial Green Giant's ass. People don't articulate to Burger King, because they thirst for to eat healthy. They got to Burger ruler, because they're tanked and/or stoned and insufficiency some grease patties down their froats. Guacamole! delight. More like Cacamole. Burger King's guacamole is successful to be brown, watery and smelling dirty ass in August. No thanks.
And I'd freeze away from porn theaters for a while if I were you. The degenerate, creepy Burger King will be contents that time in his hands with his own peen when he faps in the reject of a porn theater near you. You've been warned.
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