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Broadway Unveils Radical New ‘Actually Advertising’ Campaign
The supplementary York Tourism And Marketing Office announced their brand-new Broadway campaign today designed to revitalize the struggling place industry in the wake of the economic disintegration. Here are some of the highlights from the creative Broadway campaign:
“First off, we’ll be placing these two colorful, play-looking banners around the city; one will be located power off the 145th St Stop on the B discipline, the other will be placed outside a tuneful popular bodega in Canarsie. If they’re best-selling, we may add a third.”
“Rather than directing patrons to Broadway.com, we’ll be using a hip, easier-to-use website, NYCgo.com/artsandleisure/arts/events/upcoming/broadway/shows/yesseriously/shows/iknowitsaripoff/shows/condition/geocities.com/dancingbabygif/newyork/newyork/BROADWAY/shows/ordernow ”
“What’s that, you claim? Milk the crap out of Will Ferrell’s six-week Broadway progression for the next ten years? We’re already on it.”
“To fighting increasing skepticism from investors, we’ll remind people with reference to Avenue Q, the only musical to turn a profit since, , the 1923 Ziegfeld Follies.”
“For further cross-promotion, the Avenue Q characters will-power also vote in the Iraqi elections.”
“Whoa, is that Mary Louise Parker? cool-headed.”
“Worse comes to worse, if you’re motionless not buying $120 play tickets during a historically paralyzing productive slump, we’ll have these dudes beat the sh*t off of you.”
