BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE TIGER WOODS YACHT SCANDAL

honourable when you thought the Tiger Woods ignominy couldn’t get more scandalous…get a load of THIS:

That’s honourable — Us Weekly has learned EXCLUSIVELY that Tiger Woods’ yacht is calm docked. It has not been undocked, as would be the prove if it were to be employed for yachting, nor has the persuade connecting the yacht to the quay been worn away by elemental factors, such as torrent or Tiger Woods having sex with it.
discontinue tuned tomorrow for a rousing update of Tiger Woods’ hammock, which remains, at this importance, not knotted.
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