BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE TIGER WOODS YACHT SCANDAL

very recently when you thought the Tiger Woods calumny couldn’t get more scandalous…climb up a load of THIS:

That’s spot on — Us Weekly has learned EXCLUSIVELY that Tiger Woods’ yacht is restful docked. It has not been undocked, as would be the lawsuit if it were to be hand-me-down for yachting, nor has the outs connecting the yacht to the been worn away by elemental factors, such as shower or Tiger Woods having sex with it.
impede tuned tomorrow for a rousing update of Tiger Woods’ hammock, which remains, at this consequence, not knotted.
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