Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

What antediluvian Jersey Shore star offers private entire on one parties for $5000 a unendingly? (CDAN)
Angelina? But that $5000 party richer reconsider include $1000 in food, $2500 in the infatuated with nectar and $1499 for the good shit, because I be versed that bottom of the barrel shrew is not charging $5000 to dive into her natatorium of STDs.
I know we're in a depression, but you can still get gonorrhea seeking free if you really want it. I drive at, Angelina's luggage is provided by way of Hefty, so you know she makes a condoms extinguished of old Ziploc bags, newspaper rubber bands and Nautical galley grease.

With so many mixed marriages in Hollywood, you strength think that people of different religions marrying would not be such a notable deal. Well, it is to this following bride. Her faith is so conspicuous to her that her fiancé is secretly converting to her creed. The demands of the conversion are totally rigorous. In addition to disciplined studies and participation in heterogeneous ceremonies, he has also scheduled a most specific physical transformation to comply with the traditions of his remodelled religion. While his training has certainly conditioned his core to handle any physical challenge, this is one-liner procedure for which he can’t retinue. The two will be married after his conversion is full, which should be before the unoccupied of the year. (Blind Gossip)
I'm guessing that Natalie Portman's draft Benjamin Millepied is the one who's peen baguette is getting pulled and snipped. Dick butter by the skin of one's teeth ain't for Natalie.
This peculiar born multi-platinum selling R&B choirboy who is barely out of his teens was getting crowded the other night by adoring female fans. What they did not understand is that he has been having an affaire de coeur with a much older man since the past three years. (CDAN)
Justin Bieber is forever 12 and is not an R&B nightingale no matter what lies Usher keeps irksome to shove in our ears. Wheelchair Jimmy (aka Drake) is style past his teens and is more of a rapper. So I've got nothing. I'll barely hit the fog machine, masturbate the harp with my hands and connect with back in time to my teens to that this is someone from Tony! Toni! revitalize!
Which A list celebrity couple are having a "trial run separation" while he is on assignment? (CDAN)
Fishsticks Paltrow and Chris Martin? More on one's own bedroom bathtub time for her!

This A rota movie actor who has always been Scrooge-like to his mother snapped on her persist week. They were at a restaurant and started arguing across his latest romance and he got up and said, "What? Are you mistrusting? I'm not supporting you anymore and that starts with you conclusion your own way home. Bitch." (CDAN)
Leonardo DiCatchaho or Shia LaDouche?
again I get told items which do not of necessity appeal to everyone, but this story was too juicy. It is in Spanish because all of the people embroiled with are Spanish speakers.
Este es un poco complicado, pero en realidad se casó con una actriz edible.This lista ha apparead en el cine y la televisión. Aunque está casada, ella ha estado engañando a su marido con una compañgeneration de reparto. El co-protagonista a su vez ha sido infiel a su pareja. Nuestra actriz fue sorprendida por su marido, pero ella fue capaz de convencer a su salida de ella diciendo que el hombre que estaba teniendo una aventura con la days en realidad tiene una aventura con otra compañgeneration de reparto en el mismo programa. Sí, por lo que nuestra actriz marginado a un hombre sólo para proteger a sus aventuras sexuales. (CDAN)
The internet has without exception taught me that when Google paraphrase fails, go with Charo!
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