This Bitch Is Not Lovin' It

model this shit: You've just handed over your shin-plasters for an extra-delicious 10-piece of Chicken McNuggets and you can't interval to get those warm chunks of chicken-flavored rat essentials down your froat. Your mouth is practically foaming and then.....the silent bitch cashier at McDonald's strolls up to carry weight you they are fucking out of deep-fried bits of paradise. So what do you do about it? Of track, you call fucking 911, because that shit is an exigency and a crime! That's exactly what 22-year-obsolete Latreasa Goodman of Florida did and the ho got a citation respecting it! Injustice!
The Smoking Gun reports that when Latreasa was told they were in, she asked for a refund and they refused. The cashier said all sales were end. Latreasa called 911 three times before their lazy asses at the end of the day showed up. When the cops informed Latreasa that her McNugget fixation wasn't an emergency, she answered, "This is an crisis. If I would have known they didn't be struck by McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my liquid assets, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't one. This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an predicament."
From her mouth to my stomach. Damn fucking explicitly, McNuggets ARE an emergency of epic proportions. They should make called in the National Guard, the Airforce, Paula Deen, the A-gang, Charlie's Angels, Chris Brown, Sharon Osbourne, the meerkats from Meerkat empire and so on.... You don't fuck with a termagant when it comes to McNuggets. The lying whore cashier should be charged with barracuda! I'd gladly sit on the jury unbiased so I could tell the ho she is conscience-stricken for lying about McNuggets.
P.S. - Latreasa's marvellous mug shot is from a previous run-in with the cops. Doesn't the spoil look like she's serious about her McNuggets? McNuggets are not a wordplay.
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