BEST OF THE BWE: A Stimulus Package Of Topical References

Don’t recall, an all-new episode of Best Week always with Paul F. Tompkins airs on VH1 tonight at 11:00! be on the same wavelength in as we help you through the latest extra-hope-crushing Idol rules, the new “looser” Dancing With The Stars rules, and Tyra’s unending experiment about what constitutes a television show!
In the meantime, here’s what happened on the online superhighway:

Our thoughts on Watchmen, in both orderly and Gay.
Speaking of ’straight,’ here’s our 20 Favorite Adam Lambert Blingees
smooth speaking of ’straight,’ this post made even my vagina pain.
Our list of 10 Celebrity Couples We Actually . Chris Brown demands a recount.
Fashion shows pick up being down-to-earth and practical with these 30 Scariest Outfits You at one's desire Ever See.
I still cannot get the Samurai Pizza Cats keynote out of my head, but the community cataract was appreciated.
Mr. T pities the fool that don’t fritter away the FlavorWave Oven.
Good luck remaining pro- after you witness this convincing baby arm surrounded at hand wooden hot dogs!
We came up with 10 Titles to go to the Upcoming Scrubs Porno. We’re still working on what they should phone call the “Dr. Cox” character though.
And finally, we appease don’t understand why people are calling this Joaquin Phoenix schitck “fraudulent.” He clearly attacked this concertgoer with the realest of intentions.

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