Because The First Lohan Shit Show Wasn't Bad Enough

the cameos from Nana Lohan, the truth show Living Lohan was a pure and utter piece of crusty shit. You would reckon that following a delusional pimp beast around is the stuff reality TV dreams are made of, but that elucidate was about as entertaining as watching imitation tanner dry on White Oprah's parched asshole.
virtuous Oprah put her job interview grasp the nettle on and never brought out her organized craziness in front of the cameras. She was using the portray to manipulate us into thinking that the Lohans are this age's answer to the Cleavers. nonentity swallowed that one.
Anyways, White Oprah and her hos are flourishing to try the reality show entity again. She queefed to Page Six, "We have in the offing already started filming. The cameras devote oneself to us in our daily lives and as we sponsor our businesses. I want to result that we are a good, hardworking dearest and we don't have the foolish lives that some people claim we do. The substantiate will feature my kids, and Lindsay choice also appear in some episodes, although she's jolly busy filming and promoting her mania lines. We're discussing a practise with a major network."
If off-white Oprah got a Mother Teresa cover permanently attached to her face, we'd subdue see her as a lunatic enabler who would suck the go the distance breath out of a baby if she needed the oxygen, so spoil just needs to stop trying to win over us otherwise.
The only way my Tivo commitment touch this show is if it includes a highest episode dedicated to White Oprah getting schooled and shit on nearby Fudgie the Whale. And I have a yen for it in 3D!
Here's a handful pictures of the soon-to-be Fox truth TV Award loser leaving the stimulating Daisy Carnival in L.A. on Saturday tenebrousness.
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