Battle Of The Beards

in advance of using that title, I should've made dependable Tommy Girl and Johnny Travolta didn't copyright that shit. That's the superstar of their annual summer picnic where Stepford Katie and Kelly Preston contest it out it for the title of Beard of the Year. Kelly ever wins. She's got that shit down.
Anygivemeabrushsoicanmakethatbeardsofter, here's Adrien Brody and Keanu Reeves vexing to out-beard each other at practice against the Celebrity Gran Prix in Long Beach, CA.
So who has the beardiest beard here? Keanu Reeves' beard looks a skimpy too much like Vadge's sascrotch, so my excellent Afghan Hound Adrien Brody gets this one. Adrien looks he prunes his pubic face bush regularly, because it doesn't climb to his cheeks.
I don't memory my nalgas getting gently exfoliated during a salad tossing, but Keanu's beard would up off my ass skin and that's not amicable.
original is here