Alan Cumming Thinks President Obama Has A Big One

basic of all, no, that's not Rumer Willis with some 5 o'clock tater fuzz. I considering the same thing at first. It's Alan Cumming and he's here to about our new president's peen size. I had this unmodified conversation with a friend last week over cocktails and empanadas. He asked me what I contemplation Obama was twirling with. I gave a side-idea, took a sip of my Sea Breeze and then asked myself if this was incompatible or not. I shrugged it off and said to myself, "He has a peen too!" and delivered my intimation to my friend. Alan Cumming also discussed what his peendar reported with recent York Magazine at some book party last sunset in NYC.
Alan said, “I’d like to go out with Obama naked. I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so self-possessed and who have achieved so much, usually give birth to big penises. I think there’s a correlation between the up of confidence, the level of the way a bloke can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in sprightliness, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis dimensions.”
Dr. Peen-It-All went on to hold, "So much of male psyche is taken up with how large your cock is; it’s a huge do business in our lives, and so when you’re self-reliant about your penis size, it shows. “Well, honourable look at him (Obama). Just the way he’s so brand of elegant and very confident in his substance and himself. Also, someone told me that they worked finished with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was enormous.”
Now I know what that old queen thinks regarding when he lays awake at night. Damn. I'm surprised Alan didn't bust off pie charts, sketches and a damn model he made himself of melted down dildos. But he did utilize the word "elegant" and I give him half a gold illustrious for that one.
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