Afternoon Crumbs

Oh, Victoria Silvstedt is justified massaging her crotch crabs - Egotastic!
Jessica Simpson wearing a ascertain-through muumuu and control-top granny panties to a swimming-pool party - Hollywood Tuna
Brad Pitt's restrain cave isn't as exciting as it sounds - Towleroad
Kristen Stewart and RPattz effective into an elevator. That means they are unqualifiedly doing dirty unicorn sex together - Popsugar
Paul McCartney only got away from one cuntoid and infrequently he's forced to sit next to another anecdote at his daughter's fashion flaunt?! - Lainey Gossip
And when the abbess asks if anyone objects to this coupling, Salma Hayek's nipples will holler "WE DO!" - Popeater
Detective La Toya is on the loiter in Rome (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
You can't positive from these pictures but Suri is on the sidelines with a scurry and a blow horn - Just Jared
Mr. significant is off the market - Celebitchy
Yes, Sherri, "actual women" are all built like the Tasmanian termagant - I'm Not Obsessed
Carol Channing wins every mores - SOW
Naomi Campbell's nipples entertain to the runway - Hollywood Rag
Christian Audigier needs to pin his dick back in Jon Gosselin's moue hole, so he can shut up already - ICDYK
This made me have compassion for incline emotions - Cityrag
Being fucked up on the curmudgeonly shit obviously gives Kerry Katona the giggles - undefiled Moly!
Usually, I'm all representing leather garter boots, but RiRi's arent doing anything fitting for me - Socialite Life
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