Afternoon Crumbs

Dick on a bike - Lainey word
Megan Fox works the streets looking a low-level morning-shift awake girl - Hollywood Tuna
One of the slyboots's helpers switches sides - Popeater
Shia LaDouche slips a shoe. Yes, a thwart would've been better, but we'll opt for a shoe slip for now - impartial Jared
Heidi Montag even fails at being nekkid - Egotastic!
MiserAlba yet plays miserable characters - Popsugar
Reno 911 is unqualified - Towleroad
Noel Fielding has never looked hotter - immaculate Moly!
Why is Angela Chase wearing shrimp shish kabob as a cestus? - Cityrag
Herp for your ears - Hollywood fashion industry a converse
Chris Brown's shitty apology air (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Beyonce talks in all directions her ass (No, not Basement spoil) - ICYDK
Finally, Jessica Simpson is doing something perceptive by sexing on Tony Romo's enemies - Celebitchy
Does a "inexperienced Moon" trailer come out every mind hour? - Socialite Life
Please, Steven Tyler, strike those CROCS on your feet too - I'm Not Obsessed
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