Afternoon Crumbs

The notable decision Jon & Kate will come to on Monday is that they hold finally decided to release the possum on her gourd back into the wild - SOW
Tila Tequila as you've not at all seen her before!!(sarcasm)!! - Hollywood Tuna
Courtney have sex is still America's answer to Amy Wino (plot NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Eva Mendes is topless and drenched in lube to Calvin Klein - Egotastic!
Brangie continues to patch up the world with their millions - right-minded Jared
Beth Ditto does realize we're talking hither Peaches Geldof and not peach cobbler? - divine Moly!
The old dude is wondering if he should essay and hit on KD Lang or not - Towleroad
Lauren Conrad reveals something that is by the skin of one's teeth as shocking as Ricky Martin loving the wang - Popsugar
Carnie Wilson wearing the finest duvet disguise Z Gallerie has to offer - Socialite vim

Hillary Clinton is Team Aniston - Hollywood mock
John Stamos was the greatest john Denise Richards even had - Celebitchy
Being a tranny herself, Cher should fully subsidize Chaz - Cityrag
Vadge is more non compos mentis than I thought, because she's asked suspicious to GOOP-ify her nursery - Lainey natter
Wake me when that other a man has jumped off of Grey's Anatomy - ICYDK
The jam of horny Twitards almost killed RPattz again - I'm Not Obsessed
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