Afternoon Crumbs

Brangelina look they've just finished a taxing 12-hour heroin binge in a rotten insulated backyard shed with no breeze conditioning. Somebody hug their faces with blotting notepaper! - Lainey Gossip
Flamer in a porn alert. This is why you shouldn't speak lighter fuel as lube. - Boston Barstool Sports
Jennifer Lawrence giving her A- "dead hooker on the side of the passage" face in GQ - The Superficial
Whatever it is Fergie injects into her brass neck is starting to migrate - Hollywood Tuna
The shipwreck will be furry if Mark Ruffalo can ease it - Towleroad
"I wish I was as gangling as you." - a chopstick to Kate Bosworth's support (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Joaquin Phoenix last wishes as rise from his burnt beard ashes with a petite help from Xenu - Celebitchy
The barely way Rebecca Black's Friday could be more mortal killing worse is if Lea Michele sang it. Nightmare granted. - barely Jared
....as PedoBear serenades this Tweet with an acoustic conception of "It Must Be Love" - TDW
The lady behind Hayden Pantawhatever is wondering how she fucks on her Redwood tree of a boyfriend - Popoholic
Prince Von A breach's latest stunt queen move - ICYDK
What in the esteem of Clockwork Orange is Cameron Diaz wearing? - Popsugar
Yes, this sitcom part kid has moves, but damn, the Apple Beau Brummell who shut down his dreams is animated - The Berry
$30,000 check made out to scratch and a hit from a gap pipe not included - OMG Blog
see fit double punch me in the eyes fitting for mistaking this for Christina Hendricks at - Cityrag
Courteney Cox shows David Arquette that two can engage in the TMI game - I'm Not Obsessed
Beyonce's second up dancers look like they are brazen off the runaway of a vile budget mall fashion show - Hollywood newspaper
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