Afternoon Crumbs

Somewhere in the the public, a memaw is being blinded by the suntan, because Aniston stole her window curtains! - Popsugar
RiRi's recovering in Mexico...in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna

The worst album till the cows come home might be coming to a 99 Cent store rebate bin near you - Just Jared

Johnny Weir does it improve than Lady CaCa - Towleroad
Marisa Miller looks speculator like this - Egotastic!
Chuck Bass' purple bow-connection is making my peen pucker - Lainey Gossip
Darlene Connor yet brings the sexy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry's got sunshine faces on her shoulders - Hollywood duds garment-industry
Cate Blanchett signs on to the biggest clanger of 2010 - ICYDK
Zac Efron is going to sign a stunning bride - I'm Not Obsessed
Morgan Freeman's whore is common to sue him - Celebitchy
Brittany Snow is no Kelly Rutherford - Socialite fixation
Dirty dildo alert - Cityrag
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