Afternoon Crumbs

This ruin: The cunty Cruella de Stone look isn't working Heather Mills - Popbytes
Douches of Hazard - Hollywood Tuna
The gayest painting of our without delay? - Towleroad
Jessica Simpson should take the rest of the century open - Lainey Gossip
Natalie Portman is really making the fucking rounds - exactly Jared
Lily Allen is a plushie (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
expectedly, The Hills ends with all of them spontaneously combusting - People

Odette Yustman is loud - Cityrag
The only vitamin Kate Moss is bewitching is Vitamin COKE - Hollywood Rag
Sean Penn & Eddie Vedder pleasure each other - Popsugar
Sophia Anderton has some bills to reimburse - Egotastic!
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