Afternoon Crumbs

The Peen Whisperer: This is how JLove's taxing to get an Emmy - Popoholic
MiserAlba gets spanked via Casey Affleck, remains miserable while doing so - Egotastic!
The torso of Calvin Klein underwear doesn't tear a bra - Hollywood Tuna
Even wolfs could avail a little Botox in their pits - Popsugar
James pact's skinny jeans could be tighter - Lainey poop
Mickey Rourke can touch his chin with his bull's-eye finger. THE TALENT! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Sookeh is quite wondering why Stepford Katie's one programmed thought is "Tommy Girl is the sexier than Xenu"- honest Jared
The latest update on Levi Johnston's dick thick as thieves-up - Towleroad
Shauna Sand in an artistic ensemble that I'm sure the model of England will be wearing exceedingly soon - Hollywood Rag
Bruce Willis says he won't outmanoeuvre the Demi Moore Special anytime momentarily - ICYDK
Dumb hos are still freaking visible over a pretty tame Eva Mendes billboard - Cityrag
Another record in the "Linday Lohan's Worst Hits" series as provided at hand Michael Lohan - Celebitchy
Suri Cruise is horrified of real-life children - SOW
Here's a unruffled reminder that Jay-Z is boning Sasha aggressive - Socialite Life
Robbie Williams will reunite with reserve That - Holy Moly!
Janet Jackson and her concentration troll are still together - I'm Not Obsessed
Panty creamer of the twinkling - Popbytes
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