Afternoon Crumbs

What's the slew to CPS?! Salma Hayek is holding an unlit cigarette in her claptrap around her child! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ashley Jizzdale and her clit nose on Self armoury - Egotastic!
Kelly Rowland still exists! - Just Jared
notable tell Katie Holmes that the 90s ended a while ago - Lainey chat
Beards, beards, beards galore in Portland - Towleroad
Jakey, Reese and RDJ's Ojai bust - Popsugar
A lot of dumb fucks googled Kim Kardashian this year - Hollywood Tuna
Brit's very likely just trying to get out the old Cheeto surplus - Hollywood Rag
Another HoHan upskirt! - Cityrag
Gis and Tom Brady are not wrapped up.... - I'm Not Obsessed
But Zooey Deschanel is - ICYDK
The Dancing with the Has-Beens saddle continues - SOW
Shocking! One of John Mayer's favorite things does not count famewhoring - Socialite Life
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