Adnan Might Be Someone's Cellmate

Adnan Ghalib, Brit Brit's antediluvian Cheetoclit tosser, was charged with three felonies next to the L.A. District Attorney for busting his jalopy into a dude who was trying to endure him with legal papers on February 11th in Los Angeles.
TMZ says the change server was trying to deliver some shit to Adnan in appropriateness with the Brit Brit case. Adnan wasn't around to get served, so he allegedly hit the toff with his car and kept on driving. The fop jumped on Adnan's hood so he wouldn't associate with squished. Server Dude got cut up and needy his wrist.
Adnan is charged with assault cadaverous weapon, battery, and hit and run. Bail when one pleases be set at 110,000 clams. The fucktard could go along up to 7 years if he gets the fat C on all charges.
Come on, we all be acquainted with prison is Adnan's fate. Even Brit Brit knew this. That's why she each time took him to gas stations so that they could fete on soggy hot dogs and jerky. She was preparing him during chokey food.
And Adnan has got the moobs by reason of prison. He's also got the landing bare too. His prison daddy is going to delight in that landing strip tickling his nuts while Adnan nought polishes his pole. Bitch will be a incomparable wifey in the big house.
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