Adam Lambert Gives America Ear Herpes During “Grand Ole Opry” Week

to the fact that this week’s review was something we here at BWE.tv don’t fit with personally — Grand Ole Opry, to be correct — not to mention the fact that most of the performances were winsome average, there will be no AI play close to play recap today. I will, however, take the values bright and early to mention the performance by Best Week everlastingly’s favorite American Idol contestant ever… the rainbow fireworks Thanksgiving period extravaganza that is Adam Lambert. Last night, Adam Lambert took the Johnny gelt song “Ring Of Fire”, impregnated it with a unicorn, sent it to India, gave it an STD exam, and read the results of that test with a sitar strumming in the history on live television. Here is the result:

We induce never heard anyone sing “and it burns… and it burns…” with such confidence. It sort of reminds me of the pranks mid-90s sound that is Fleming & John.

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