The 13 Most Stupidly Convincing Infomercials Of 2009

Billy Mays may be gone, but his bearded mind can take solace in the factually that the art form that is the contemporary-day television infomercial has simply conditions been stronger. Let’s take a look move in reverse through the informative year that learned us informatively with this list of the 13 Most Stupidly Convincing Infomercials of 2009. leave your credit cards ready, cause here come about the blue screens…

13. Jump Snap
It’s a spasm rope without the rope! But also not nothing!

12. suppress Top
I can save thirty cents quality of generic cola, logo-blocked beer, or ‘puissance drink’? Gimmie five more examples of things that are in cans and I’m sold.

11. distinguished Top Cupcake
Why waste time on all those dwarf cupcakes? Just bake one it’s called a f***ing chunk BIG cupcake!

10. Foot Brush
Let’s sprout “Haven’t you ever heard of the foot curry?” dude from the Citizen Kane ‘via the floor’ angle…

9. Drop Stop
mind to Trombone = Never Not Effective.

8. Dirty Dancing Workout
As current as it is pelvic gyration-having.

7. desire You Die Soon
No idea what this British infomercial is by reason of, but my attention has been got’d:

6. Mr. T FlavorWave Oven (trendy Version)
I’m only on cabinet if he actually says “I oppose–alright, I’m on board.

5. Dog Snuggie
illusory for a species with no concept of put down.

4. Kush Support
What’s this in the air sideboobs?

3. Shake Weight
What’s this here handjobs?

2. Comfort Wipe
Yes I do be undergoing trouble wiping my ass by relief, but there’s nothing I can do aboutOH MY divinity NO WAY!!!

1. Doc Bottoms Aspray
This won the Nobel for Cartoon Stink. Also everything else.

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