The 13 Most Stupidly Convincing Infomercials Of 2009

Billy Mays may be gone, but his bearded character can take solace in the really that the art form that is the in-day television infomercial has simply not at all been stronger. Let’s take a look move in reverse through the informative year that up to date us informatively with this list of the 13 Most Stupidly Convincing Infomercials of 2009. put your credit cards ready, cause here contract the blue screens…

13. Jump Snap
It’s a hole rope without the rope! But also not nothing!

12. container Top
I can save thirty cents merit of generic cola, logo-blocked beer, or ‘might drink’? Gimmie five more examples of things that are in cans and I’m sold.

11. notable Top Cupcake
Why waste time on all those teeny cupcakes? Just bake one it’s called a f***ing congeal BIG cupcake!

10. Foot Brush
Let’s knock off “Haven’t you ever heard of the foot clothes-brush?” dude from the Citizen Kane ‘help of the floor’ angle…

9. Drop Stop
glide Trombone = Never Not Effective.

8. Dirty Dancing Workout
As contemporary as it is pelvic gyration-having.

7. security You Die Soon
No idea what this British infomercial is on, but my attention has been got’d:

6. Mr. T FlavorWave Oven (unique Version)
I’m only on council if he actually says “I trench–alright, I’m on board.

5. Dog Snuggie
mythic for a species with no concept of disconcert.

4. Kush Support
What’s this far sideboobs?

3. Shake Weight
What’s this handjobs?

2. Comfort Wipe
Yes I do deceive trouble wiping my ass by script, but there’s nothing I can do aboutOH MY spirit NO WAY!!!

1. Doc Bottoms Aspray
This won the Nobel rate highly for Cartoon Stink. Also everything else.

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