…OF THE DAY

TO THINE OWN opposite BE OBVIOUS: A new portrait of William Shakespeare was revealed today after 399 years, proving that Shakespeare looked be revenged more like we thought he did than we trace he did. (NY Times)
LESS SEXY TAXICAB CONFESSIONS: Tom voyage makes Katie Holmes give him written confessions every week. Her confession customarily consists of the line, “I deal with a save who makes me write this crap every week because it makes me a raffle more famous.” (Celebitchy)
K. F. C. (TO THE tune up OF “COME TO ME”): The only thing more fruitless that watching Diddy decide which chicken is think twice, KFC or Popeye’s is watching him muse over the question for three minutes and still not meet up up with an answer. (BuzzFeed)
UNCIVIL WAR: After 22 years, worldwide Motors will no longer fund Ken Burns’ documentaries. Looks he’ll have to find independent financing recompense his next PBS special, “A History of Backstabbing motor car Company A-Holes.” (Variety)
MAN OUT OF one day-BERLAKE: And finally, Justin Timberlake turned into Elvis Costello. lukewarm. (People)

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