…OF THE DAY

commercial BABY DADDY: Fox News has posted a photo of John Edwards’ betrothed child celebrating his 1st birthday. By the looks of him, we’re not completely sure the baby’s daddy isn’t the news Anna Nicole Smith. Twinsies. (Fox News)
ENGAGEMENT: Actor Vince Vaughn has announced that he is absorbed to a Canadian real estate agent named Kyla Weber. When asked how she felt around the engagement, Vaughn’s ex Jennifer Aniston replied “I am so gleeful for th–(gunshot).” In a related story, did Jennifer Aniston valid shoot herself? (Us Magazine)
OMG INDUCING READ: The enforce account of what happened the night pop choir girl Rihanna was attacked by boyfriend Chris Brown has been leaked to the pressure. We dare you to read the entire clothing without covering your mouth, saying “Oh My demiurge”, and then threatening to kill Chris Brown with your windy bare hands. Do not take us up on this taunt, as you will lose. (ONTD)
C N B SEEN: The ordinary Show’s Jon Stewart let fly a brain tirade bringing down the only television station we should prefer to never watched for more than 4 milliseconds, CNBC. That would as likely as not go to explain why I am still, and disposition always remain to be, a billionaire. (Gawker)
THAT babe in arms IS BREATHTAKING: Remember how sh*tty the Seinfeld finale was? And how the discard swore that was their last episode? Yadda yadda yadda they’ll be on control next season. (internal yayayayayayayayay) (EW.com)
COMMON PENCE: Asked nearby a local paper to live off of terribly little money, a woman in England managed to quit a dinner party for only 18 pence, or relative to 30 cents. Here’s to hoping her guests urine soup and old t-shirt canapes. (The notions)
LEAVE ON A HIGH NOTE: This cat has indubitably seen our favorite Looney Tunes cartoon ever, pasturage The Kitty. (Buzzfeed)
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