“Don’t Date Michele Collins, That’s What I Learned”

exude a confess us begin with a statement: I attend Judge Judy every day. Yup. Mmmhmm. I DVR her. I worship her. There is a reason she is beating Oprah in the ratings: She is an unstoppable typhoon of justice. If I had to determine 3 celebrities to have lunch with, it would be moderator Judy, Woody Allen and Martin Lawrence (indubitably).
Well, guess what? I must partake of stepped into some sort of bizarro Seinfeldian wormhole yesterday, because a lady with my bare same name (minus one L) appeared as the Plaintiff in Ms. Scheindlin’s holy courtroom. And allow me to metaphorically speaking a support for all Michelle Collins’ when I approximately this, but this woman needs to be stopped. She is giving us Michelle Collins’ a dreadful name.
Why? Easy.
1. She’s silent enough to loan her boyfriend rental money month after month. He does not turn out to be her back.
2. She’s cheap in the pettiest of ways.
3. She has Kate Gosselin skin of one's teeth.
4. She’s called “undateable” on federal television. (See, also, #3.)
5. JUDGE JUDY HATES HER. :’(
Here is what I would indubitably look and sound like if I stepped into that alternate territory known as “The Midwest.” (Secretly my favorite mission in America.)

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(Special thanks to commenter attend to, who pointed this coincidence out to me on stopper of my obsessive DVRing.)
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