Prince

In between shots seeing that Wall Street 2 (send your hate post to Michael Douglas) in NYC today, Shia LaDouche gently kissed on Carey Mulligan's minor nose like she was a venerable Disney Princess. I know I should be "awwwing" in the middle over this, but mouth-to-nose fucking isn't my trend. I'd rather cuddle up to a soiled peen (see below) than get mocos on my lips. I father some standards (no, I don't).
Here's more of the co-stars/girlfriend birds being sweet today.

The favoured bitch claims he received a esteemed peck from Prince Hot Ginge. That explains why he has that third-almost imperceptibly a rather burn mark on his cheek. It's where PHG planted his obvious hot lips. You know I've got it inclement for PHG when I would indeed consider licking that dude's cheek en masse sober. I would even ignore his daunting popped collar.

The Rainbow Unicorny Princess performed on the Today grandstand a expose this morning and everyone had their eyes on her womb acreage, because of the pregnant rumors usual around. The dress she wore was so give a hoot tight that if she was preggers, we'd be able to interview the outline of her baby bosom buddy, so I'm guessing she's not. And if she isn't, she puissance be now, because all of her dancer's fingers were up in her duty.

During a present interview with Ryan Gaycrest on KIIS-FM yesterday, Vadge said she's mellifluous much done with retirement home dick and on only fuck with you if your balls haven't dropped up to this time. If you know what Desperately Seeking Susan is, then you are quite too old to ride THAT conveyed on.

Although Michael Jackson and Madonna were fizzy drink royalty in the early 90's and seemed they'd make the perfect unite, Jackson was so not into her!
According to taped conversations recorded nearby Jackson's longtime friend, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, Jackson more than ever notwithstanding believed Her Madgesty was in be partial to with him!!