Pete Doherty

Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty opened up to NME (Side note: You're not unassisted if the words "Pete Doherty" and "opened up" in the very sentence makes your brain burp up the Doppelgaenger of Goatse.) about how all he could do was shit, whimper, yodel, shit and shit after his paramount friend and partner in fuckery Amy Winehouse died. Shit got so severe that Dreamy was close to needing a scuba trappings to breathe under the rising scat agonize that almost drowned him.

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There comes a every now in every trick's life when they sire to grow up and graduate from boyish mess to old mess. Like see me for instance. I've been difficult to drink red wine instead of tequila, because a assortment of doctor types on TV bruit about that drinking 1 bottle of red wine every darkness makes your heart healthy and shit. Yes, those doctors power've said to drink 1 glass of red wine, but I was too animated on red wine to fully take cognizance of and I don't want to undernourish my kindness of the red wine it needs. It's well-advised b wealthier to be drunk than sorry.

This is what you make good one's escape when you look through beer goggles while quiet. - warmislandsun
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Convention of the mothers of Pete Doherty's children. - ImpertinentVixen
At the 15th Annual Trailer reserve Valentine's dance, the runners-up threw outclass at Queen Billy Jo, who won all the same though she lost her heart, power plate, and control of her left-hand eye from all the excitement. - pamorama_j
If you're a anarchist praying to be rewarded in skies with 72 virgins, BE VERY SPECIFIC. - zachhcaz
via Buzzfeed

It's been a while since I've checked up on Pete Doherty and in carton you're shooting up with the off the track sweats in the middle of the Cimmerian dark wondering about him, he's stillness a fingernail gunk of a gallimaufry. The Sun says that Dreamboat was strolling to a flea market in Paris with his girlfriend when his glazed-closed eye marbles caught five of the most appealing things he's ever seen in his unexceptional life: a family of antique crackpipes from the 1930s!