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Thomas Elliot! Don't look at me I just asked you the mid-section name of one of your kids. to that question, you know this! You separate who Thomas Elliot is. Thomas is the most famous man....at a mall....in Virginia...after like a couple of hours day. Yes, THAT Thomas Elliot.
winning STUNT QUEEN moves to social exploratory levels, regular person Thomas Elliot and a handful of his friends made a cluster of strangers at a Virginia mall think that he was a famous big actor who fought Spider Man in The hanker Games, or something.

Open Post: Hosted By Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton's at worst job right now is picking out of pocket an outfit to wear to aimlessly go off around L.A. looking for paps to consider as her picture, so you'd mull over she'd do better than this pot-pourri right here. But this is Mischa Barton we're talking with. Mischa normally dresses like a 1970s West German mom who hasn't been the just the same ever since she crawled out of an LSD donjon.

Birthday Sluts

Ernest Borgnine (95)
floozie Ewen (24)
Mischa Barton (26)
Nicole Lenz (32)
Tatyana Ali (33)
Kyle Brandt (33)
Ed Helms (38)
Matthew Lillard (42)
Mary Lou Retton (44)
Natassja Kinski (51)
Yakov Smirnoff (61)
Gennifer Flowers (62)
Neil Diamond (71)
Aaron Neville (71)
Jerry Maren of The Wizard of Oz (93)
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Afternoon Crumbs

Pax Jolie-Pitt thinks he's animated shit by riding sidecar with Brad Pitt. content! Sidecars are for amateurs. Maddox would conspicuous on the handlebars while waving a languish made of the mutilated carcasses of a dozen Beanie Babies - Lainey poop
Maybe Jason Sudeikis can charm Olivia Wilde with his vast elephant leg dick (which I'm assuming he has) into but using her government name: Olivia Cockburn. Why would anyone determine Wilde over Cockburn?! I mean, COCKBURN!

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

What sizeable, 40-some­thing A-lister was so pusillanimous of being upstaged by a “decline” star’s teeny-bopper appeal and permissible looks that he made sure the actor didn’t disembark a co-starring role in his upcoming murkiness? Moviegoers still consider the elder celebrated sexy, but he’s so anxious that he didn’t want to demand any chances – and the role went to an strange! (Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl as the aging, afraid movie queen and RPattz as the minor beauty he's jealous of? The talkie is Rock of Ages and here's the manifest I'm presenting to the court.



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