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Mickey Rourke
If Only This Was Real
Don't degenerate running through the streets shouting "for all! PRAISE JESUS" just yet, because this shit is faker than Brooke Hogan's rubber vagina. conscience-stricken to break your heart like that.
At a persuade conference for Hulkmania in Australia, shell Hogan and Ric Flair got into a dispute which ended in tomato sauce being flow.
Oh Mickey, You're So Colorful!

That Mickey Rourke trusty knows how to be an observe sore!
The Oscar-nominated actor definite he'd wear this colorful apparel to the a London night associate on Saturday.
We're positive he didn't outflank any play! Well, unless the mademoiselle was BLIND!
[Image via Pacific slide News Online.]
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Mickey Rourke Is Kinky
Loki's forever cohort was arrested last night in London benefit of murder eyeballs with the deadly weapon that is his grasp the nettle. Naw, Mickey Rourke was just playing on all sides with the bobbies (Look at me, I'm English!) while he was winsome a smoke break outside of a fellowship. When Mickey saw the cops, he told them to house him in handcuffs. Yeah, I knew Mickey was a nastyfilthyraunchysucioassbitch who liked it crisp. Swoooooon.
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