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L.A. Prostitute Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets

Sounds decent! Hell, sounds like quite a transaction! Better than McDonald's usual promotions! LOL!
hindmost night, Burbank police arrested a lass on suspicion of prostitution after she allegedly offered sexy favors to a man driving in a McDonald's push-through.
The alleged prostitue was seen rift customers’ car doors on the make, asking for free Chicken McNuggets in quid pro quo for her services. One man declined the proffer and immediately called the police.

McDonald's Now Offers Weddings In Hong Kong

So.
When we explain that McDonald's offers weddings in Hong Kong, we don't cantankerous that two people decided to deck out married there and the restaurant hindrance them.
We mean that McDonald's in actuality offers weddings.
So weird!
It's called McDonald’s confarreation Party, and it's been readily obtainable there for almost an entire year!
“at hand offering engagement and wedding packages to these puerile people, McDonald’s might be seen as exasperating to tap into a s

Afternoon Crumbs

Bronx Mowgli cried outlook that the veiny jellyfish balls on Auntie Chestica's thorax ' were going to sting him in the until he got distracted by a barbecue brass-covered McNugget stuck in there - Hollywood Tuna
Michael shininess looks like The Shining Jack Nicholson with an Ogilvie accommodation perm in this picture - Lainey rumour
GOOP probably thinks that an uncouth and uncultured publication of the poors like GQ could on no occasion wrap their simple minds around the intricately cleansed style ideas that came out of her back talk, so being on their Least provocative list is a compliment

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Alison Brierley, artist and eater of roadkill. Yes, this is the newest event of "You Might Be A Cyrus If...."
Some ladies who assault down with a serious case of the BABIES!!! start craving all sorts of bizarrely freakish shit like frozen ketchup, pickles dipped in chocolate pudding, natural brains (see:American Horror Story) sod grass, chalk and/or a revitalized bitch who won't run away when she tries to rap his ass for knocking her up.

The (Burger) King Is Dead

Jessica Simpson hasn't been this sombre since McDonald's limited her to just 10 Dollar Menu items a day!
Burger crowned head is dethroning their creepy royal mascot after he got caught tossing the shredded carrots with his peen at Carl Jr.'s salad barring. No, the Burger King got dropped because he was caught making covert Whopper sauce while peeping through a tweet hole in the ladies bathroom.



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