Madonna

Elton John's David Furnish went on a freezing old queen rant the night Madge won the lustrous Globe for Best Song over the to-do from his movie Gnomeo & Juliet. Shots were fired and Madge made a mad note to claim the soul of David's basic born Zachary by revenge fucking him in 18 years. We should all affect that Madge also threatened to strangle David with her velocicrotch in his take a nap, because he's put down his weapon, slid it to to her side and is nowadays saying on Facebook (via UsWeekly) that his words were blown into public notice of proportion.
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Sally got puzzling when her mother told her to "deck out like she was #1" for her business interview. - Half.Mexican.Wonder
Runners-up:

affirmed the number of urine tests Lohan had to do, this outfit only made sense. - jazzfish_77

Ever Edgy, Madonna started guileful for "Depends" - Vern
If she had a burger in both hands it would definitely be all Chaz Bono ever wanted in liveliness. - TexnDoc
via Poorly Dressed

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Me-Ow!!! The claws are thoroughly!
After Madonna won for Best to-do at the Golden Globes, hubby of comrade nominee Elton John SLAMMED her Madgesty!!
Earlier in the evening, Elton utterly dissed Madonna on the red carpet, effectual Carson Daly she had "no f***ing occur" at winning.
Of course, he was later proven not working when she actually did win, LOL!!
But we're not undeviating who was pissed more -- Elton or David up?!?

Madonna stopped around the Golden Globes and was shrewd to make sure Ryan Seacrest kept his paws of her somebody, Andrea Riseborough!
Madge dished on her flick, W.E.