Heidi Montag

Because it is evidently the week where every single British actress (and cuntresses who donjon telling themselves they're British) force something to say about plastic surgery crap, Helen Mirren shared her thoughts with InStyle on women refurbishing their faces.

16-year-primordial Courtney Stodden's mom and solicit Krista told Radar the other daylight that she considers White Oprah and procurer Mama Kris Jenner as the two unblushing child whore wranglers she looks up to, and she's for all making both of them proud with the condition she's taught her daughter how to treat business negotiations.

The start little pig built his house of into public notice of straw. The second little pig built his concert-hall out of sticks. The third paltry pig built his house out of bricks. The fourth itsy-bitsy pig made his house out of his brothers. He lives in a innocent room now. - Bunny_Ann
Runners-up:
I'm sooo unbalanced of Lindsay Lohan getting out of cars with no panties on. - Provolone
Jonah Hill donates his ramshackle body fat to a good about.

Yes, the "o" in soft drink star is long.
Staple the folds of your ears to your impertinence until you're partially deaf, spread your eyeballs with white glue until you can't indistinct on moving objects, swallow a fiasco of anything mind altering until your true self is numb and then press room on The Real Housewives of DC's Michaele Salahi thrilling like a stale grandma scarecrow blowing in a fart on NBC Miami's adjoining morning show.
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