Freddy Krueger

span the Face from Showtime's Gigolos! Gigolos wrapped up their spice finale this past week, but if you haven't seen this (NSFW) dick pound mess, Sho2 is having a strange Memorial Weekend Marathon starting tonight. What bettor way to honor the soldiers who died while fighting as a replacement for our country than with feasting your eyes on feathery-core sex and softer-core acting!?
If you've not ever seen Gigolos, then all you to privation to know that it's basically the guy version of Cathouse.

A stumbling tornado of deception, denial, back alley Botox and fried split ends crashed onto Today this morning when virtuous Oprah sat down for an examine with Matt Lauer. It's charming fitting that this bumbling mess of an talk aired on Friday the 13th, because this was a horrific trouble. If Freddy Krueger is ever dispiriting to adopt a child, he can honourable show the agency this interview and impart, "Well, I'll probably do bigger than this." SOLD!

It's that on occasion of day where we all contract on top of the stairs together and clench our teddy bears as we mind to Mel Gibson turn inside loophole while calling Oksana Grigorieva a trollop, whore, cunt, gold digger, lazy dynamite job giver, Jacuzzi hoarder, etc.... These dynamite Mel Gibson tapes have become such an impressive part of our daily lives.

Not surprising inasmuch as it pulled in over $32 million this weekend!
The Warner/callow Line's new interpretation of Nightmare on Elm boulevard has been greenlit for a follow-up — in 3D!
"We don't possess a story yet, but this is the largest execration opening in the April-May hallway, and it just proves there's a an infinity left in the franchise," says Warner order president Dan Fellman.
YES!
Did U inquiries Freddy Krueger causing trouble over the weekend?

NO! Vadge would on no occasion leave her coffin without bathing in commercial wax and covering her body with the pelts of a dozen pot-bellied fetuses. Iggy Pop does not offer a beef jerky fuck that he's walking encompassing looking like he was just exhumed after hundreds of years. Who cares if the worms are noiseless wiggling under his skin! Iggy's got this!
Here's Iggy faithfully melting for his fans while performing in London remain night.