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Britain's Got ability singer Edward Reid wowed the audiences and judges this weekend when he performed a olla podrida of nursery rhymes during his audition.
He belted unfashionable such classics as Old MacDonald and glitter Twinkle Little Star. Ha!
After his audition was ended, judge Michael McIntyre told him, "I can unquestionably see you getting booked for Elton John's youngster's first birthday party," with David Hasselhoff adding, "offer God for you!"
We too are impressed with his audition!