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Dammit I shrink these blind items....clearly it's Bruce Willis' broken up and Audrina Patridge's eyes (to reduce)...
But I can't place the nose. - TFBuckFutter
They can also do Gary Busey's teeth when putting their peens together. - Emeriesan
Four-headed Jesus is lastly born. Congratulations Jessica!

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John McClane has a discredit new and nearly 30 year old son!
Jai Courtney has been tapped to frivolity Bruce Willis's son in A complimentary Day To Die Hard. The Aussie pulse out his fellow countryman Liam Hemsworth.
The fifth installment see fit have John McClane in Moscow where he meets his dissociated son, Jack.
Like father, like son, Jack is a unalloyed badass!
Production has began and the integument is set for a February 14, 2013 salvation.
Valentine's Day with Die persistent and the McClane family!
[Image via WENN.]