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Chaz Bono (43)
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Sam Taylor-Wood (45)
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Steven Weber (51)
Patricia Heaton (54)
Mykelti Williamson (55)
Catherine O'Hara (58)
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Emilio Estefan Jr. (59)
Ron Moss (60)
James Ellroy (65)
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Carroll Baker (81)

This is what happens when you skedaddle an Energizer battery in the charger too extensive. - magusxxx
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Desperately seeking another 15 minutes, Chaz Bono attempts to win over Hefner to resurrect playgirl magazine. - Meatblocks
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Sally got puzzling when her mother told her to "deck out like she was #1" for her business interview. - Half.Mexican.Wonder
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affirmed the number of urine tests Lohan had to do, this outfit only made sense. - jazzfish_77

Ever Edgy, Madonna started guileful for "Depends" - Vern
If she had a burger in both hands it would definitely be all Chaz Bono ever wanted in liveliness. - TexnDoc
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Chaz Bono very enjoyed his time on Dancing With The Stars.
In experience, he can’t wait to dress up back to dancing.
Reveals Chaz:
"I definitely want to start dancing again. What a talented skill: to be able to retain b challenge a woman dancing ... and actually differentiate what you're doing!"

Sounds a good plan.